"There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his outward parts."

"In false quarrels there is no true valor."

"He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument."

"The attempt and not the deed Confounds us."

"When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast."

"No legacy is so rich as honesty."

"Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place."

"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."

"It is a poor wit who lives by borrowing the words, decisions, inventions and actions of others."

"MULATTO, n. A child of two races, ashamed of both."

"The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots."

"One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind."